A Vulgar Display of Solecism

Solecism – noun
1. a nonstandard or ungrammatical usage, as in unflammable or they was.
2. a breach of good manners or etiquette.
3. any error, impropriety, or inconsistency.


Me and Louis, up by the Northside

vonnegut

Spent the night getting drunk and scheming on Holland Oats: One Man Band with Louis Bardales. There are very few people whose company is as instantly soothing to my soul.

It’s been a tough week, lots of dick moves by people I thought were my friends. This shit is making me strong. I used to to think I’d had all I could take, now I think I’m going to be like fucking Superman by the time I die. What can life throw at me next?

I never thought I would be so tolerant this week. I never thought I’d be able to hold back all the anger and not lash out at people. It wasn’t perfect, but it was a lot better than I would have handled things a few years ago. And I’m glad that’s the way it shook out, even if people don’t give a fuck about being tolerant or kind anymore.

I’m sorry, K.V. you probably checked out at a pretty good time in human history. But I’m guessing you’d probably say any other time would have been just as well.

sedatephobia:

defeat:

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I don’t usually reblog cute shit, but good lord!  That’s adorable!  Also, mostly rebloged for Sharon’s benefit, since she loves owls.

 This made me think something along the lines of, “O RLY? O RLY? O RLY?”

sedatephobia:

defeat:

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I don’t usually reblog cute shit, but good lord!  That’s adorable!  Also, mostly rebloged for Sharon’s benefit, since she loves owls.

 This made me think something along the lines of, “O RLY? O RLY? O RLY?”

Reblogged from deraileur
typewritersounds:

this will be my next tattoo

Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles… [the children laugh] Martin Prince: “Dickety”? Highly dubious! Grampa: What’re you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that’s your problem!

I am getting it first. New mission.

typewritersounds:

this will be my next tattoo

Grampa: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say “dickety” cause that Kaiser had stolen our word “twenty”. I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles… 
[the children laugh
Martin Prince: “Dickety”? Highly dubious! 
Grampa: What’re you cackling at, fatty? Too much pie, that’s your problem!

I am getting it first. New mission.

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typewritersounds:

caitygee:

(via dontcookbilly)
hahahahahahaha.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, INTERNET!

So if this was Brothers Karamazov Professor X would be Zosima, right?

typewritersounds:

caitygee:

(via dontcookbilly)

hahahahahahaha.

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH, INTERNET!

So if this was Brothers Karamazov Professor X would be Zosima, right?

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jyamasaki:

via 27.media.tumblr.com

What a country we live in.

jyamasaki:

via 27.media.tumblr.com

What a country we live in.

typewritersounds:

freerefills:

goldblum.

funny you should mention.
i just wrote a pop punk song called “you bring the beer, i’ll bring the Goldblum”

Dinosaurs and alien codes
Body snatchers and David Cross
And a snobby half-closeted explorer
We could watch him all night long
Chug PBR and hit the bong
And he’ll never take his glasses off for a second.

typewritersounds:

freerefills:

goldblum.

funny you should mention.

i just wrote a pop punk song called “you bring the beer, i’ll bring the Goldblum”

Dinosaurs and alien codes

Body snatchers and David Cross

And a snobby half-closeted explorer

We could watch him all night long

Chug PBR and hit the bong

And he’ll never take his glasses off for a second.

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fuckkyeahchicago:

sexy and delicious :)
lovemusiclovelife:

eff-this:

The Chicago hot dog looks so sexy
[via nikhak]

And DELICIOUS :)


Further proof that Jersey and Michigan suck.

fuckkyeahchicago:

sexy and delicious :)

lovemusiclovelife:

eff-this:

The Chicago hot dog looks so sexy

[via nikhak]

And DELICIOUS :)

Further proof that Jersey and Michigan suck.

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sedatephobia:

joseanything:

I wonder if they’ll be on Warped Tour. I kinda hope they do, but I really hope they don’t.

Epitaph will have them on a tour bus and stuff, and yeah, bigger tours.  But…those little “mall-punk” kids will start getting into them…

This makes me so sad. “Until the Day I Die” will never sound as sweet.

sedatephobia:

joseanything:

I wonder if they’ll be on Warped Tour. I kinda hope they do, but I really hope they don’t.

Epitaph will have them on a tour bus and stuff, and yeah, bigger tours.  But…those little “mall-punk” kids will start getting into them…

This makes me so sad. “Until the Day I Die” will never sound as sweet.

Rogue Spirits, from the dudes who bring you Dead Guy Ale. I WANT DEAD GUY WHISKEY!

Rogue Spirits, from the dudes who bring you Dead Guy Ale. I WANT DEAD GUY WHISKEY!

Reblogged from fuckyeahsharks
fuckyeahsharks:

by Brad Neely
who would win?

In this case, I have to go with the shark. I just don’t think the bear would be smart enough to ignore the fin at first. And by then the shark would be after it’s testicles.

On a side note, while I almost always hate pop punk, Bear VS Shark was definitely one of the better bands of that genre the last 10 years or so. Which is like first place in a beet growing contest.

fuckyeahsharks:

by Brad Neely

who would win?

In this case, I have to go with the shark. I just don’t think the bear would be smart enough to ignore the fin at first. And by then the shark would be after it’s testicles.

On a side note, while I almost always hate pop punk, Bear VS Shark was definitely one of the better bands of that genre the last 10 years or so. Which is like first place in a beet growing contest.

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typewritersounds:

isotoldyouso:(via titanium-toaster)
i am pleased.

This made my morning despite being unsure if I’m offended vicariously for anyone else.

typewritersounds:

isotoldyouso:(via titanium-toaster)

i am pleased.

This made my morning despite being unsure if I’m offended vicariously for anyone else.

This band rules.

Reblogged from deraileur
sedatephobia:

typewritersounds:

The Supper at Emmaus Caravaggio
i went to see it four times when it was at the Art Institute in Chicago
(i miss it already)

The use of light and shadow in this peice is incredible.  I love Caravaggio.
Wanna go to the Art Insitute while its free this month?  I would literally kill a mother fucker to just stare at the Cornell boxes all day long.

The Art Institute is free???
Drunken art adventure. Let’s do it.

sedatephobia:

typewritersounds:

The Supper at Emmaus Caravaggio

i went to see it four times when it was at the Art Institute in Chicago

(i miss it already)

The use of light and shadow in this peice is incredible.  I love Caravaggio.

Wanna go to the Art Insitute while its free this month?  I would literally kill a mother fucker to just stare at the Cornell boxes all day long.

The Art Institute is free???

Drunken art adventure. Let’s do it.

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fuckkyeahchicago:

jlovely:

Chicago flag, Chicago History Museum.


I love this.

fuckkyeahchicago:

jlovely:

Chicago flag, Chicago History Museum.

I love this.

This is what Alison and I look like on a pretty regular basis. It’s why for we got to be such good buds. We’re having beers right now is why I post this. My grammar is sharp like a razor blade.

This is what Alison and I look like on a pretty regular basis. It’s why for we got to be such good buds. We’re having beers right now is why I post this. My grammar is sharp like a razor blade.